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RIDERS READY PEDALS READY...

Drive 4 hours back from Glasgow... Try to get 5 mins on the bike.. Take an old set of profile cranks (redline flights are way too pricey), preferably fucked ones like these were... 30 squid off ebay. Take off the crappy, rattlecan paintjob some kid sweated over. Cut the end off.. cut the head off the kickstart arm... slide it over and realise you've done it again. The fucking pedal will be on a 45 degree angle pointing at the floor... Swear at yourself for rushing in yet again. Do some more cutting. bending. welding. End up with a BMX inspired kicker shaped like John Wayne Bobbit's t twisted dick. Excrement.
Like Bobbit's hobbit it still just about works though.

3 comments:

  1. Heyyyyy! Cheers fellas!! Think I'm going to have to make a version 2 though as this one is uglier than hell!! :0) Hope Stateside is going good Stevie.

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