So big Dan took a spill before Christmas. Done himself a right mischief. Put his thigh bone through his trousers. Yeeeeeeeeesh-ya-fooka! Apparently the pringle shaped front discs on his old Suzuki nipped up under a little bit of high pressure breaking in the wet on his way to work. Who woulda thunk brakes were so important.... Especially for a man who rides like a mental. So, him, his leg and a curb stone made good friends quick and he now has a big zipper on his leg for when he needs to carry things in a very long pocket.
Just look at that leg eh. Should be spinning round in front of a grill in a kebab shop somewhere. You-wan chilli sauce?? Fix up quick lad.